The Back-stroking Gnostic, Chapter 1

I wrote a novella a few years back whilst sitting at my desk at work. I get a bit bored at work, and reading the novella - you can tell. Don't have a copy of the book? I come to your rescue with a series of videos of me reading it out loud. If you like surreal buffoonery, people laughing at their own jokes AND a lot of shouting - these are the videos for you.
Here's Chapter 1.

No need to thank me.