Funny story... If you like 'em morbid

I yak to people for a living. I ask them questions.
One of the last questions is a multiple choice, asking them about their current living arrangements.
The first option is:
1. Partner and no children

EVERY TIME I see the words "no children", this song below pops into my head.
This happens several times a day, so it's a good thing I like the song.
Enjoy the morbidity - turn it up LOUD and sing along!!

Hilarity?! Hell to da Yeah!