New Micturating Angel T-shirt

HEY! - is this guy fly or what?! (Nyuk-nyuk) Get your own bright yellow Micturating Angel T-shirt (the one that dares to ask the difficult questions, like “Is there a cure for art?”, or something like that…). Get it at https://www.redbubble.com/people/gadzooxtian/works/35618982-there-is-a-cure-the-micturating-angel?asc=u&p=t-shirt - and by the way there’s a sale on, so you get 25% off if you use the code ROBOT25 at the checkout. Make that Fly suck it! 

Viva la Revolucion!

New T-shirt design at redbubble...

I don't get it.

Click the pikkie to go my online and grab one CHEAP.

New Fat Little Bastard album!!!! ( + updated links)

Heil fellows!

First - new Fat Little Bastard album!
This is the 14th album by FLB (not counting the 8 eps), and is called Shhh... Shut the Fuck Up and Listen to This. There's a lot of noise in the world by idiots, maybe they should just siddown and chillax with some music. Maybe even MY music... Either way, shut the fuck up.
Anyhoo, I've got 14 rapid punches in your ear waiting to go, songs about beards on surf demons, about Al Jourgensen from Ministry, and The Boy Who Came Back from the Dead rides again (for the third time!) as well.




Check out this bad boy in its entirety HERE.

"Is there merch for this amazing piece of music?", I hear you whine into the aether. Oh man, is there ever! Clicky HERE, bozo!

Re: fixed links. A lot of the links on the USCDS merch page at redbubble were old and outdated but they are now all fixed. Links from T-shirts go to the bandcamp site where you can stream/ download my musics. Woop-woop!


Leave it where you found it!

New music - THE BERMUDA PENTAGRAM

Ladies and Gentlefolk, I am proud to present a new genre in music: 

IMPURE NECRO SURF METAL.

Huh?
A collision of surf rock and black metal if you will. Now let me point out for purists that this is not trve kvlt black metal, this is necro metal - harsh, gritty, but nought to do with Satan(ism). These are songs of the horrors of the deep blue, of the tropics, of the Tiki gods, cannibals, etc.
So without further ado, Behold!,

THE BERMUDA PENTAGRAM

The debut Ep, Seventh Son of the Seventh Sea (yes, a Maiden reference [know your metal, click HERE ]) contains 5 epic tracks of surf-rock boogie colliding head-on with dark blastbeats and hideous ghost shrieks. Make no mistake - this album is dancey AND br00tal.
A collision of surf and hard rock/ metal is not so new. The Dead Kennedys have hooked it up with punk/ hardcore, Trey Spruance has attached it to EVERYTHING ever (Mr.Bungle, Secret Chiefs 3), and there's Zorn's Naked City. I would also like to doff my hat to THIS - something The Bermuda Pentagram does not sound like, but is a big fan of.
How is TBP different? I'm a fan of surf rock, more of modern stuff (eg: Hawaii Samurai , The Tomorrow Men), but I find whenever bands try to conjure up shark attacks or UFOs - well, it just ain't creepy enough. That's where metal is king, so why not go there? And since it's all about tremolo, why not go for the homerun and aim for Black Metal, or at least the necro sound? (Know your metal, click HERE.)
Enter The Bermuda Pentagram - five times as mean and dangerous as the Bermuda Triangle, with party vibes and deadly shark attacks, headshrinkers, and even Ku, Hawaii's god of War! 
Catchy surf riffs, beeping Hammonds, blastbeats and shrieks - you've not heard nothing like it, and this is just the beginning.

Rock out HERE

Grab a T-shirt HERE

Tell EVERYONE!!!
\m/ Death to false metal!! \m/

New T-shirt design

For my band Fat Little Bastard (who? Click HERE).
New music soon - for now - new T-shirt!
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New T-shirt design

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Seriously - no-one's ever reincarnated as a dinosaur. No-one's ever been told by a psychic that "you were a dinosaur in a previous life". So maybe it only happens in the next life? I donno, but let's make it happen! If you know ANYTHING about how I can make this a reality - get in touch. Thanks in advance! (Till then, buy the T-shirt, you shmendrick!)

New T-shirt added to redbubble

Wow, buy this for your mum for Xmas!

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New T-shirt design

Added a new one to redbubble just then:

Pyew-pyew!

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It just popped into my head whilst having dinner. If you check out pix of the original Space Invaders, the aliens are shooting crosses at you, hahahaha!