Accidental Collage is what I call when two (or more) images happen to line up to create a new image, without me (or anyone else) having done anything to create the image. Eg: a bunch of photos thrown randomly on the floor with some of them lineing up to create a new image.
Howdy! My name is XTIAN, I am a surrealistical artist guy from Melbournia. This be a blog of my arts, a sort of "what's new?" with regards to everything from collages to music to film. I make a lot of stuff (mostly collages though. Do you? Get in touch.) WARNING: some of this gear may be NSFW. For more of my stuff see www.gadzooxtian.com .
Wednesday, April 6, 2016
Tuesday, April 5, 2016
Surreal chance enounter
I was just listening to a band called Schizoid Lloyd (all links below) and reading Attack on Titan at the same time. And I came to this page, just as the band sang "Millions of rocks are falling from the sky"... !

Listen to Schizoid Lloyd [ HERE ]
Read Attack on Titan [ HERE ]
WHAT AWESOME COINCIDENCE!!!
Listen to Schizoid Lloyd [ HERE ]
Read Attack on Titan [ HERE ]
Sunday, March 27, 2016
Time for some sexy blasphemy...
Easter (blasphemous black metal) is back.
Composed and recorded Easter 2016.
It's not everyone's cuppa...
Composed and recorded Easter 2016.
Wednesday, March 9, 2016
Bored at Work, Pt. 2
Howdy!
Been meaning to post these for ages - some desktop alterations I've been doing when bored. The images are usually pix I find in the "My Pictures" folder, or stuff I pull from the company's official website. (Shan't name the company, if you need me to be exciting, pretend I work for the Pentagon or something.)
The funny thing is, it's finally taken off at work and now others are doing it too - some of them are quite hilarious.
Anyhoo, these below are my handy works - I had to take photos as we can no longer insert USB sticks to save them...
(Not all of these pix are desktops...)
Been meaning to post these for ages - some desktop alterations I've been doing when bored. The images are usually pix I find in the "My Pictures" folder, or stuff I pull from the company's official website. (Shan't name the company, if you need me to be exciting, pretend I work for the Pentagon or something.)
The funny thing is, it's finally taken off at work and now others are doing it too - some of them are quite hilarious.
Anyhoo, these below are my handy works - I had to take photos as we can no longer insert USB sticks to save them...
(Not all of these pix are desktops...)
[One of my personal faves.]
[This was originally a pikkie of Malcolm Turnbull with the caption added by someone else - i found it just too darn obvious, so I gave it a facelift and taa-daa!, It's "Bob" Dobbs! Praise "BOB"!!!!]
[Obviously not a screen-shot, my amazing DADA sculpture is (all of a sudden) entitled "Capturing the Tears of Giants is Eeee, Mrow, Here Comes that Comet, Lucy, Open the Marrow You Sexy Fool!"]
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Tuesday, February 9, 2016
Infinite Collage has been updated!
It's about to turn 7 years old - it has just grown by 3 metres, there was a stuff-up in the making thereof which we had to patch-up (I invite you to try and find the mistake), but it's here again, after a year or two of quiet:
Monday, February 1, 2016
Another sexy moment of revelation...
I got called a hipster (again).
This time not at a death metal gig, but that's beside the point.
That's when it occurred to me:
(Do hipsters even exist anymore? Do you care?)
This time not at a death metal gig, but that's beside the point.
That's when it occurred to me:
I'm not a hipster.
I'm the guy hipsters wanna be!!!!!
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