Fact: if you say "salt anus" while thinking of sultanas, you will most likely think you're saying "sultanas" even though you're clearly saying "salt anus".
Mind.
Blown.
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Tuesday, August 8, 2017
Tuesday, April 4, 2017
Schrodinger's Pants
If I walk down the street with no pants on = BAD.
If I walk down the street with pants on = GOOD.
If I walk down the street with my fly undone = BAD; yet I am wearing pants!
Thus, pants with fly undone is the same as no pants - yet there IS pants.
.: Fly undone is pants and no pants,
a.k.a.
If I walk down the street with pants on = GOOD.
If I walk down the street with my fly undone = BAD; yet I am wearing pants!
Thus, pants with fly undone is the same as no pants - yet there IS pants.
.: Fly undone is pants and no pants,
a.k.a.
Schrodinger's Pants.
It is not important for anyone to understand any of this.
As a sidenote: what would Schrodinger's Cat in Schrodinger's Pants be like?
(It is not important for anyone to understand any of this either.)
Friday, December 2, 2016
FACT
If I say: "She was a French lady"...
you will NOT mentally picture an obese, ginger-haired, bespectacled individual, possibly amputee, left arm.
This is a fact.
Go figure...
you will NOT mentally picture an obese, ginger-haired, bespectacled individual, possibly amputee, left arm.
This is a fact.
Go figure...
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