Some thoughts on Evolution and Creationism

(Christian) Creationists may be right. But so are Evolutionists.
No, hear me out.

"  ... God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them."
- Genesis 1:27

and

"...the Lord God formed the man of dust from the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living creature."
- Genesis 2:7

These are the first descriptions of God creating Man in the Christian Bible, namely that God makes Man in His own image.

What do Evolutionists say?

Man evolved from an ancestor common to apes and humans, no God involved.

Can these two "ideas" sit side by side or even be the SAME?

Yes they can: watch me pull a monkey outta my hat.

1. There are no descriptions of God in the Bible which say God resembles a human being. NONE.
2. God makes man in His own undescribed and unknown image.
3. Given that there are no descriptions of God's human features in the Bible - it's very possible God resembles an Ape or maybe even a monkey.
3a. Therefore, the first man can well be an ape/ monkey in God's image.
4. Over time, Man evolves to its current form, ie: the humanoid.

Thus, both ideas are right.

5. Whilst Christians may argue that Jesus being God's "only" son was humanoid proves God looks like a human - there are many technical loopholes to consider, chief amongst them the absolute lack of physical descriptions of Jesus. He may well have resembled an ape or a monkey - or a Raptor, as pointed out by the followers of the Raptor Jesus (for nowhere in the Bible does it say Jesus was not a raptor...). 

6. Afterthought:


This is a true story...