Fat Little Bastard - Oskorei Jazz Cafe 3

What do you do when all music is shit?

You make your own music, and you make it AMAZING!!!

BEHOLD!

#lovecrowcomic wk22

 

All religions are sprung from a misunderstanding (Edited)

Wanna get enlightened? Okay, follow me down the rabbit-hole...

At the heart of every religion we have sacrifice, that is offerings. Ppl offer food on altars: blood, animals, fruit, humans. God or the gods or the spirits "eat" these offerings. With christians, they drink the blood of their god and eat his body. It's a reversal (which brings me to say that the New Testament is really not about god forgiving us but vice versa, it's us rehabilitating Jehovah - but that's for another day), but i) in order to achieve it - Jesus had to be sacrificed, ie: fed to God; and ii) those who eat of him - will have life after death.

And that's the key here: life after death and dietary habits thereof.

But before we get to the point: vampires are dead and drink blood. Zombies are dead and eat people. Hungry ghosts drink blood/ eat people. Seems anything that comes back from the dead or is undead - wants to feed (on the living). Godzilla - neither god nor undead - just wants to break shit - go Godzilla!

Dead kings'/ queens' tombs are full of food for the afterlife. During the various Day of the Dead celebrations around the planet - ppl leave food and drink for the dearly departed.

You see where I'm going yet?

So primitive man thinks: "to live, I need food. When I'm in the afterlife (spirit-world), to live there - I will need food". God/ gods also live in the spirit-world - so therefore they must eat too - coz how can they live without food?

Thus the idea of sacrificial altars is born. Thus rituals begin. Thus rituals become ceremonies, festivals, masses.

All to feed imaginary spirit-world hungry-ghost space-vampires.

Because some guy out there once had a silly misunderstanding about eating.

(Because some guy thought seeing someone dead in a dream meant they were still alive - but in the spirit-world. Silly duffer.)

Edit: The more I think about it, the more it feels like some primitive cave-dweller had a dream of a recently deceased person they loved. Then they questioned the vividness of the dream, and how this person could still be communicating with them. "Coz they live in the afterlife." And what lives - needs food.

ignore this, i'm whineing or venting or whatever

 fuck me sideways there's not a single day that adobe doesn't fuck up on me.

i mean hats off to them, photoshop is 31 yrs old this year, and they've managed to create a perfectly human piece of software - it works super-dooper but is riddled with bugs. like a human designer - does a top job but is an alco or a coke-fiend.

every fucking day there's some bug in photoshop or premiere.

how on god's green earth do you make software 30 fucking plus years into the game that is riddled with some basic bullshit work-experience kid bugs?

like honestly, the frustration is real, lift your fucking game already, i'm paying for this fucking shit and that's what i get - fucking shit.

fuck you.

lovecrowcomic weekly update

Hello, welcome back.

Okay, so things have changed around here a bit. I have decided that I am spreading this thing too far and wide, so it's all relocated to the one place : my website . There you can read it for free, but censored. 

There won't be any more weekly updates here - I might stick the odd page/ image here to show it off. The comic will be on my website, updated EVERY FRIDAY (unless otherwise noted). You have choices:

If you are a PATREON supporter, turn to page 47 to keep reading.

If you are not a PATREON supporter, but want to be - turn to page 47.

If you are not a PATREON supporter, but want to keep reading the free CENSORED version, turn to page 22.

If you are not a PATREON supporter and just want to throw me a small tip (eg: the price of a coffee), turn to page 22, then page 9.

Giddit?

What you get on PATREON: UNCENSORED pages, sketches, backstories, and coming soon: hi-res images.

AND IT'S CHEAP!!!!

WAHOO!

Quick links:

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lovecrowcomic weekly update 5 - VIDEO UPDATE

 Hello!

First things first, the new pages:

pages 56-57

page 58

page 59

page 60

page 61

page 62

page 63

pages 64-65

UP NEXT: Meet Peter Kurten!

Ohemgee, a white page! Don't worry, there'll be more. Amusing trivia: p57, the chap in the corset is from a collage I made in 2019:

The Revelation will not be Televised, handmade collage [2019]

I promised y'all a video update - every 5th week I will make a little video to talk about this thing, I hope it ain't too boring:

Be seduced by that voice!!!

What I forgot in the video:

currently, when you google #lovecrowcomic - you mostly get results for J.O.Barr's "The Crow" - which is a superdooper comic, it's on my shelf, not gonna diss it. But we need to knock that hashtag off the perch, or at least share the perch - so help me popularize #lovecrowcomic ! You have my permission to re-post some of my pikkies (SOME, not ALL) with the hashtag attached - see how we go. THANKS!

Okay, thanks for watching, and see you in two weeks!

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lovecrowcomic weekly update 4 - stuff is happening!

Hello friends!

First, what you're here for, the new pages:

page48

page 49

page 50

page 51

[He gettin' a big demon pee-pee in his guts.]

pages 52 - 53

[The demon rips his guts out and eats them. Pokes his eyes out. Eats his heart.]

Dialogue in case this is too low-res:

"A feast of human blood. A feast of human blood. Untainted blood. The blood of the innocent. The blood of the young. The blood of children. Moloch! Jehovah! Lucifer! God! I am the demiurge. I will feed you blood. I will feed you fear. I will feed you pain. Feed me wild emotions. Feed me pain. Feed me blood. Lord God of the Universe, I am your servant!"

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"I will feed you! I will feed you pain and torture and blood of the young and the pure! All fat is the Lord’s!* All flesh is the Lord’s! All bones for the Lord! I am your servant!"

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"29 needles! 29 lives! To Heaven! To Heaven! Aaaah! I am your servant!"
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"Must die. Must die and be reborn. Act on my words. Prepare to be entombed. Prepare to die. Kill me Lord! I am your servant!"

pages 54 - 55

To be continued...

NEXT: okay, that's just weird - except it REALLY happened!

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Notes: yes, censored here, but not on PATREON (go THERE).

"All fat is the Lord's" - is an actual Bible quote, Leviticus 3:16 (a chapter alternating between being tediously boring and psychopathicly evil). This was also a song by a band I used to be in, "the low priests" (https://soundcloud.com/the-low-priests/all-fat-is-the-lords - I'm the guy yelling lots).

New stuff: the comic now has a facebook page you can follow HERE . There is also a deviantart page for highlights - HERE, and on Artstation - HERE. Of course the best way is via PATREON, where it's all uncensored, plus you get sketches, and other behind-the-scenes stuff. You know, if you like pictures of guts and demon pee-pees - that's where you'll find them. There'll be boobs too eventually, don't worry.

The next update will be a video update, I will try and make every 5th one a video update, so you'll see my lovely visage. Gadzoox!

Quick links:

PATREON: patreon.com/gadzooxtian

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FACEBOOK: facebook.com/Lovecrowcomic-105226991748418

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ARTSTATION: artstation.com/gadzooxtian

or just search #lovecrowcomic .