Howdy! My name is XTIAN, I am a surrealistical artist guy from Melbournia. This be a blog of my arts, a sort of "what's new?" with regards to everything from collages to music to film. I make a lot of stuff (mostly collages though. Do you? Get in touch.) WARNING: some of this gear may be NSFW. For more of my stuff see www.gadzooxtian.com .
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Friday, October 26, 2018
Tuesday, October 2, 2018
The Back-stroking Gnostic, Chapter 1
I wrote a novella a few years back whilst sitting at my desk at work. I get a bit bored at work, and reading the novella - you can tell. Don't have a copy of the book? I come to your rescue with a series of videos of me reading it out loud. If you like surreal buffoonery, people laughing at their own jokes AND a lot of shouting - these are the videos for you.
Here's Chapter 1.
Here's Chapter 1.
No need to thank me.
Saturday, September 8, 2018
The Infinite Collage has been updated!!!!
Well friends, here it is, the NEW and IMPROVED and UPDATED infinite collage!!!
Alas, it's not quite 80m long, but it's grown almost as long as Robert Pershing Wadlow was (ie: the world's tallest man). For those who don't want to scroll through the whole thing and just want to see the latest update, go here: http://www.gadzooxtian.com/infinity/2018.shtml . And by the way - when you stare into the infinite collage - it stares back into you, mooohahahahahaha!!!! (You'll see what I mean!)
Alas, it's not quite 80m long, but it's grown almost as long as Robert Pershing Wadlow was (ie: the world's tallest man). For those who don't want to scroll through the whole thing and just want to see the latest update, go here: http://www.gadzooxtian.com/infinity/2018.shtml . And by the way - when you stare into the infinite collage - it stares back into you, mooohahahahahaha!!!! (You'll see what I mean!)
Monday, May 21, 2018
Even more new collages...!
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Collage in the style of Larry Carlson
Wednesday, May 9, 2018
Thursday, February 22, 2018
How long is the Infinite Collage really?
A question we get asked a lot, so to answer all our fans we did an experiment at the last MKULTRA meeting at the Horse Bazaar.
We stretched a piece of string as long as the collage is believed to be currently: 78.4m/ 256 feet.
It did not go without hitches, and was a rather funny experience.
AND WE FILMED IT.
So behold!, an amazing real-and-true live-action documentary with Thrills! Laughs! Lens flares! And length!! Such length!!!
This really happened y'all!
We stretched a piece of string as long as the collage is believed to be currently: 78.4m/ 256 feet.
It did not go without hitches, and was a rather funny experience.
AND WE FILMED IT.
So behold!, an amazing real-and-true live-action documentary with Thrills! Laughs! Lens flares! And length!! Such length!!!
This really happened y'all!
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