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Howdy! My name is XTIAN, I am a surrealistical artist guy from Melbournia. This be a blog of my arts, a sort of "what's new?" with regards to everything from collages to music to film. I make a lot of stuff (mostly collages though. Do you? Get in touch.) WARNING: some of this gear may be NSFW. For more of my stuff see www.gadzooxtian.com .
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 6, 2018
A short comic based on a dream I had...
Can't believe I haven't out this online yet.... it's kinda NSFW if yer at work...
Monday, May 8, 2017
Peripheral Monkey is Watching You
I walked past this piece of advertising - I think it was for spectacles, can't recall. Point being, a part of the poster caught my attention out of the corner of my eye:
I point it out because as I walked past it, I thought "monkey."
Can you see the monkey?
No?
Behold!
"Banana!"
Peripheral monkey is watching you - ALWAYS.
Tuesday, April 4, 2017
Schrodinger's Pants
If I walk down the street with no pants on = BAD.
If I walk down the street with pants on = GOOD.
If I walk down the street with my fly undone = BAD; yet I am wearing pants!
Thus, pants with fly undone is the same as no pants - yet there IS pants.
.: Fly undone is pants and no pants,
a.k.a.
If I walk down the street with pants on = GOOD.
If I walk down the street with my fly undone = BAD; yet I am wearing pants!
Thus, pants with fly undone is the same as no pants - yet there IS pants.
.: Fly undone is pants and no pants,
a.k.a.
It is not important for anyone to understand any of this.
As a sidenote: what would Schrodinger's Cat in Schrodinger's Pants be like?
(It is not important for anyone to understand any of this either.)
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Friday, January 13, 2017
NEW COMIC!!! Read it now!!!
Hello friends!
Here's part 1 of the adventures of Skeleton Bird - all drawn at my desk at work to keep my hands busy.
Questions?
Comments?
ENJOY!
Here's part 1 of the adventures of Skeleton Bird - all drawn at my desk at work to keep my hands busy.
Questions?
Comments?
ENJOY!
Thanks for reading - part 2 when it's ready. Meantime collages coming soon - gotta scan them first.
EDIT 14.NOV.2017:
Part 2 - CLICK HERE
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