NAKED LYNCH - my new book

Funny!

49 portraits of a naked David Lynch
available from www.lulu.com/spotlight/gadzooxtian

Fact

Fact: if you say "salt anus" while thinking of sultanas, you will most likely think you're saying "sultanas" even though you're clearly saying "salt anus".

Mind.
Blown.

A True Story

True story:
Original Wolfman actor, Lon Chaney Jr. was a baby once. And like all babies, he was a bit useless. One day he fell down in the playground, and his mother wailed: "Fallen! Fallen is Baby Lon! Fallen! Fallen is Baby Lon! "
At that exact moment - Bob Marley was born.

Lon Chaney Jr. - post-baby stage

I can smell this man's beliefs in the apartment below mine...

My research into conspiracy theories...

It's all true. Here's my findings:

Is this the right way up?

Schrodinger's Pants

If I walk down the street with no pants on = BAD.
If I walk down the street with pants on = GOOD.
If I walk down the street with my fly undone = BAD; yet I am wearing pants!
Thus, pants with fly undone is the same as no pants - yet there IS pants.
.: Fly undone is pants and no pants,
a.k.a.

Schrodinger's Pants.

It is not important for anyone to understand any of this.

As a sidenote: what would Schrodinger's Cat in Schrodinger's Pants be like?

(It is not important for anyone to understand any of this either.)

Wrong Comics (new!)

Okay, so yesterday wasn't July 5, 1998... Bummer if you're a Subgenius.
Anyhoo - here's an all new Wrong Comic, and it's a three-pager.
ENJOY!

Can I Play with Madness?

I just made this - I can't believe no-one's thought of this before... or maybe they have and I just donno 'boudit...

This pikkie is a parody - no copyright infringement intended.

Just have a jolly good laugh, eh wot?

;-)


. . .

In case you donno, the song in question:



And this is Madness:
(Ever see goths dance to this? I have. Brilliant!)

I'm-a workin' on a cartoon

This is already mentioned on my other blog for The Micturating Angel, but bragging is cool, so here, I'm making a cartoon!

Praise "BOB" - it's good to be me

I did a Google image search for "subgenius australia".
And what did I find? Right on the first page of results? ME!!!

The above is an undoctored image, except for the arrow pointing at my head.
Now I am a card-carrying reverend of the Church of the Subgenius, but this is unexpected.
And most welcome!
PRAISE "BOB"!

Couple of other silly things...

Just going through my hard-drive, cleaning it up, found some other silly pix:

I fukn love that show, even if it IS utter bollocks.

Classic albums...

Remember this one?

Wow, it's in good taste, yay!

This is how I came on...

Ah, a blog - perfect medium for some of my more silly stuff...

New video

It's called "bad babysitter".

Also, I've decided to post here a little more regularly about arty stuff I been doing. Coz I don't update the dot com [here] all that often.
Rejoice!

...and in other news...

So far this blog is pretty comix oriented (that's gonna change), so here's a video I made starring my partner, the Maharishi Walnut. The band is called The Museum of Love and Mystery, the song is "sub-life".
Obviously comic book inspired, obviously better. I wrote the song, and you can grab it from uscds.bandcamp.com (link opens in new tab/ window).

Do I make comics?

People keep asking me this lately, so the brief answer is "Yes, amongst other things."
Primarily I make collages, both scissors-and-glue AND digital stuff.
Until recently I never thought of myself as a comics-writer/ artist. I published a comic last year (link below), and am putting together an anthology of shorter comics I've drawn, but I draw them at random intervals. I don't plan them, so I have no idea where they're gonna go, how long they'll be, etc.
More than anything I like to play with the format/ concept of a comic, so the final product looks and feels like a comic, but its more a random collection of images...
Anyhoo, the comic I published:

[click the image for outside link]

And there'll be another one real soon - both hand-drawn and otherwise.