Here's a lovely article on boredpanda.com about the infinite collage:
If you donno what I'm talking about - click the darn link!
Howdy! My name is XTIAN, I am a surrealistical artist guy from Melbournia. This be a blog of my arts, a sort of "what's new?" with regards to everything from collages to music to film. I make a lot of stuff (mostly collages though. Do you? Get in touch.) WARNING: some of this gear may be NSFW. For more of my stuff see www.gadzooxtian.com .
Friday, April 22, 2016
Monday, April 11, 2016
Some thoughts on Evolution and Creationism
(Christian) Creationists may be right. But so are Evolutionists.
No, hear me out.
" ... God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them."
- Genesis 1:27
and
"...the Lord God formed the man of dust from the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living creature."
- Genesis 2:7
These are the first descriptions of God creating Man in the Christian Bible, namely that God makes Man in His own image.
What do Evolutionists say?
Man evolved from an ancestor common to apes and humans, no God involved.
Can these two "ideas" sit side by side or even be the SAME?
Yes they can: watch me pull a monkey outta my hat.
1. There are no descriptions of God in the Bible which say God resembles a human being. NONE.
2. God makes man in His own undescribed and unknown image.
3. Given that there are no descriptions of God's human features in the Bible - it's very possible God resembles an Ape or maybe even a monkey.
3a. Therefore, the first man can well be an ape/ monkey in God's image.
4. Over time, Man evolves to its current form, ie: the humanoid.
Thus, both ideas are right.
5. Whilst Christians may argue that Jesus being God's "only" son was humanoid proves God looks like a human - there are many technical loopholes to consider, chief amongst them the absolute lack of physical descriptions of Jesus. He may well have resembled an ape or a monkey - or a Raptor, as pointed out by the followers of the Raptor Jesus (for nowhere in the Bible does it say Jesus was not a raptor...).
6. Afterthought:
This is a true story...
No, hear me out.
" ... God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them."
- Genesis 1:27
and
"...the Lord God formed the man of dust from the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living creature."
- Genesis 2:7
These are the first descriptions of God creating Man in the Christian Bible, namely that God makes Man in His own image.
What do Evolutionists say?
Man evolved from an ancestor common to apes and humans, no God involved.
Can these two "ideas" sit side by side or even be the SAME?
Yes they can: watch me pull a monkey outta my hat.
1. There are no descriptions of God in the Bible which say God resembles a human being. NONE.
2. God makes man in His own undescribed and unknown image.
3. Given that there are no descriptions of God's human features in the Bible - it's very possible God resembles an Ape or maybe even a monkey.
3a. Therefore, the first man can well be an ape/ monkey in God's image.
4. Over time, Man evolves to its current form, ie: the humanoid.
Thus, both ideas are right.
5. Whilst Christians may argue that Jesus being God's "only" son was humanoid proves God looks like a human - there are many technical loopholes to consider, chief amongst them the absolute lack of physical descriptions of Jesus. He may well have resembled an ape or a monkey - or a Raptor, as pointed out by the followers of the Raptor Jesus (for nowhere in the Bible does it say Jesus was not a raptor...).
6. Afterthought:
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Wednesday, April 6, 2016
Accidental Collages
Accidental Collage is what I call when two (or more) images happen to line up to create a new image, without me (or anyone else) having done anything to create the image. Eg: a bunch of photos thrown randomly on the floor with some of them lineing up to create a new image.
Tuesday, April 5, 2016
Surreal chance enounter
I was just listening to a band called Schizoid Lloyd (all links below) and reading Attack on Titan at the same time. And I came to this page, just as the band sang "Millions of rocks are falling from the sky"... !

Listen to Schizoid Lloyd [ HERE ]
Read Attack on Titan [ HERE ]

WHAT AWESOME COINCIDENCE!!!
Listen to Schizoid Lloyd [ HERE ]
Read Attack on Titan [ HERE ]
Sunday, March 27, 2016
Time for some sexy blasphemy...
Easter (blasphemous black metal) is back.
Composed and recorded Easter 2016.
It's not everyone's cuppa...
Composed and recorded Easter 2016.
Wednesday, March 9, 2016
Bored at Work, Pt. 2
Howdy!
Been meaning to post these for ages - some desktop alterations I've been doing when bored. The images are usually pix I find in the "My Pictures" folder, or stuff I pull from the company's official website. (Shan't name the company, if you need me to be exciting, pretend I work for the Pentagon or something.)
The funny thing is, it's finally taken off at work and now others are doing it too - some of them are quite hilarious.
Anyhoo, these below are my handy works - I had to take photos as we can no longer insert USB sticks to save them...
(Not all of these pix are desktops...)
Been meaning to post these for ages - some desktop alterations I've been doing when bored. The images are usually pix I find in the "My Pictures" folder, or stuff I pull from the company's official website. (Shan't name the company, if you need me to be exciting, pretend I work for the Pentagon or something.)
The funny thing is, it's finally taken off at work and now others are doing it too - some of them are quite hilarious.
Anyhoo, these below are my handy works - I had to take photos as we can no longer insert USB sticks to save them...
(Not all of these pix are desktops...)
[One of my personal faves.]
[This was originally a pikkie of Malcolm Turnbull with the caption added by someone else - i found it just too darn obvious, so I gave it a facelift and taa-daa!, It's "Bob" Dobbs! Praise "BOB"!!!!]
[Obviously not a screen-shot, my amazing DADA sculpture is (all of a sudden) entitled "Capturing the Tears of Giants is Eeee, Mrow, Here Comes that Comet, Lucy, Open the Marrow You Sexy Fool!"]
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